Distorted Glitter

 

Saturday, July 09, 2005
watched fantastic 4 with mei, sam ling and pat! not bad actually. a little bit of action pack and comedy. damn funny. =) *thumbs up* just found out my sense of direction quite unpredictable. can't believe i spent more than 15 mins to get from lido to far east. =\ i've practically past by the tv crew for like 3 times -_-

ah...haven't touch a single homework. busy reading manga. haha. finished a 10-volume series - Heart by Tanaka Rie yesterday night =] HEE. shit. i still have notes to write for the chorale. die.
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When technology pulls a fast one on you
A door-to-doot vacuum cleaner salesman knocks on the door. A housewife opens the door but, before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps beef patties all over the carpet.

Salesman: Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it.
She turns to him with a smirk and says: You want ketchup on that?
Salesman: Why do you ask?
She: We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet.


A guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed a pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket.
At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service.

It said: YOU IDIOT! GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!
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cool right? but the more you read, the more lame it is. think i'll just humour myself in the future.


bashed +++ 9:45 PM